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Paul im Dschungelcamp

Posted by J.T.K. on Thursday, January 17, 2013, In : FUNNY 
Paul-im-Dschungelcamp

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DO YOU STILL GOOGLE OR STARTED SEARCHING YET ???

Posted by J.T.K. on Thursday, September 27, 2012,

googlewissengr
 
Our mate James ‘T’ Kirk (ghostname for an anonymous artist) delivers an incredible list of different searchengines and most useful tools to enrich your online experience when you are looking for something.

The living proof that Google is not the high end of searching. If you want to find out more about ‘J T Kirk’ visit his facebook page here.

And here we go:

If you look for a picture’s source: http://www.tineye.com/

Looking for content that went offline? http://archive.org/web/web.php

A...


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Lama "HORST" abducted by UFO at Machu Picchu

Posted by J.T.K. on Tuesday, September 11, 2012,
Lama "Horst" abducted by UFO at Machu Picchu


 

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UFO painted street blue in China

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, September 10, 2012,
As posted on the Chinese Twitter :
 
UFO飞碟画在非常偏远的小村庄,看起来像一个偏僻的小村庄,荷兰街蓝...或者是一个streetartist的工作吗? 
 



 

Experts have not found an explanation and are absolutely clueless.
Dr. Prof. Dr.  Lingam: " We have absolutely no idea, why it ignored the stop-sign" 


Post inspired by
 


http://www.rchoetzlein.com/theory/2012/yangtze-explained/ 

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A lamp in Tibet has 15 min. of Fame...

Posted by J.T.K. on Saturday, September 8, 2012,

DO YOU BELIEVE IN UFOs ??? 


 

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TESTIMONIALS

Posted by J.T.K. on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
The Captains LOGBOOK " A Space & Time-Travellers Guide to the Galaxy " 
has reached 1000 Readers since the Pre - Release on the 18.6.2012 ... 
Thanks to all the Readers, who make this Book a Success ... 
http://bit.ly/JamesT-Kirk-Logbook
Instructions, Testimonials, and Readers Opinions @http://bit.ly/manualguide 
 


 


PRESS & READERS OPINIONS


 

 
  SPOCK 
" Illogical, but really helpful when You want to understand the science of bla,bla,bla " 


 ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX
" WOW! Is this gonna happen every time we hi...

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HOW TO USE THE "SPACE & TIME - TRAVELLERSGUIDE TO THE GALAXY" BY JIM TIBERIUS K.

Posted by JIM TIBERIUS K. on Thursday, June 28, 2012, In : "JIM TIBERIUS K. LOGBOOK " : The SPACE & TIME - TRAVELLERS Guide to the Galaxy by Jim Tiberius K. 
HOW TO USE THE "SPACE & TIME-TRAVELLERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" BY JIM TIBERIUS K.
OPEN THE GUIDE 
WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THE BOOK OPENS
ENTER YOUR SEARCH IN THE DOCUMENT SEARCH-BOX AND YOU WILL FIND  IT... 

 
http://www.scribd.com/doc/97138881/Jim-Tiberius-K-LOGBOOK 

OR OPEN GOOGLE SEARCH
THERE YOU TYPE IN THE SEARCH:

" JIM TIBERIUS K.LOGBOOK + " 
 
AND YOUR SEARCH WORD...
 
THEN GOOGLE WILL FIND THE RELATED ENTRIES IN
 
"THE SPACE & TIME-TRAVELLERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY"

 

There is a common Theory ( scienti...

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Do You still Google, or started searching yet ???

Posted by J.T.K. on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
GOOGLEST DU NOCH,ODER SUCHST DU SCHON ???
 And here we go:

If you look for a picture’s source: http://www.tineye.com/

Looking for content that went offline? http://archive.org/web/web.php

A metasearchengine: http://metager.de/

The searchengine of all searchengines: http://www.joongel.com/

Anonymous searchengine that does not collect your userdata: https://startpage.com/

A different metasearchengine: http://www.metasuchmaschine.org/

Searchengine for text: http://archive.org/details/texts

Scientifical...


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" JIM TIBERIUS K .LOGBOOK (Part 1) "

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, June 18, 2012,
STARDATE -310536.432433971 --- JIM TIBERIUS K. BIRTHDAYPARTY and celebration of the Pre - Release of : 
" JIM TIBERIUS K .LOGBOOK (Part 1) "
An Interactive Space-& Time- Travellers Guide to the GALAXY 

http://issuu.com/jamest.kirk/docs/logbook 
 

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PRE RELEASE OF THE : JIM TIBERIUS K. LOGBOOK (Part1)

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, June 18, 2012,
STARDATE : -310536.6524362478
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It's five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where someone has been before...


cOmPuTeRlOg : EnTrY 

Today is the Pre Release of the Jim Tiberius K. Logbook
A Space & Timetravellers guide to the galaxy ...
enjoy the read ...
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
- KIRK - 



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Jim Tiberius K. Logbook - The Space & Time - Travellers Guide to the Galaxy by Jim Tiberius K.

Posted by J.T.K. on Friday, June 15, 2012, In : JIM TIBERIUS K. LOGBOOK 
NOW ONLINE :
The Interactive E-Book :  
Jim Tiberius K. LOGBOOK
The SPACE & TIME - TRAVELLERS 
Guide to the Galaxy by Jim Tiberius K.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/97138881/Jim-Tiberius-K-LOGBOOK




http://www.scribd.com/doc/97138881/Jim-Tiberius-K-LOGBOOK

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"JIM TIBERIUS K. LOGBOOK " : The SPACE & TIME - TRAVELLERS Guide to the Galaxy by Jim Tiberius K.

Posted by J.T.K. on Thursday, June 14, 2012, In : "JIM TIBERIUS K. LOGBOOK " : The SPACE & TIME - TRAVELLERS Guide to the Galaxy by Jim Tiberius K. 
Now ONLINE : The PREVIEW of the interactive E-Book :

 
JIM TIBERIUS K. LOGBOOK 

 The SPACE & TIME - TRAVELLERS Guide to the Galaxy by Jim Tiberius K. 

Will be published on the 18.06.012



 

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GOOGLEST DU NOCH, ODER SUCHST DU SCHON ?!

Posted by J.T.K. on Wednesday, June 13, 2012, In : googlest du noch, oder suchst du schon ?! 
GOOGLEST DU NOCH, ODER SUCHST DU SCHON ?!

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VW & CHEMTRAILS + FACEBOOK

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, June 4, 2012,
VW hat ( gewollt oder ungewollt ) mit diesem Foto eine grössere Kommentar - Diskussion zum Thema " Chemtrails " angeregt ... Es entstand eine umfangreiche ( weiter wachsende ) Sammlung an Videos / Links und Meinungen, die ziemlich repräsentativ den Stand der Informationen und der Haltung der Bevölkerung zu diesem Thema zeigen ...
... Beschimpfungen und Halbwahrheiten liegen nur wenige Zeilen neben wissenschaftlichen Fakten ... 
... Verschwörung und Genozid liegen nur wenige Zeilen neben "to...

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iBrain

Posted by JTK on Saturday, May 5, 2012,


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12.5.2012 GLOBAL EVOLUTION DAY

Posted by JTK on Wednesday, March 28, 2012,



 


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Five Leadership-Lessons From James T. Kirk

Posted by JTK on Wednesday, March 14, 2012, In : miscellaneous 

I could not have explained it better !!!
Thanks to Alex Knapp from Forbes magazine


 Captain James T. Kirk is one of the most famous Captains in the history of Starfleet. There’s a good reason for that. He saved the planet Earth several times, stopped the Doomsday Machine, helped negotiate peace with the Klingon Empire, kept the balance of power between the Federation and the Romulan Empire, and even managed to fight Nazis. On his five-year mission commanding the U.S.S. Enterprise, as well as ...


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Ceci n'est pas une démocratie

Posted by J.T.K. on Tuesday, November 22, 2011,


 
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OCCUPY OR UNITE

Posted by J.T.K. on Friday, October 28, 2011,
Ich finde es sollte wirklich die energetische Bedeutung der Worte auf der feinstofflichen Ebene berücksichtigt werden -- Mein Interesse an Sprachen, und den Unterschieden in der Bedeutung der Worte, in den verschiedenen Sprachen, lässt dieses Thema für mich gerade wichtig erscheinen - und die Kommentare hier zeigen klar, dass es anderen auch so geht - Die Synonyme des Wortes OCCUPY in Englisch, sind nicht gerade das, was für diese so wichtige weltweite soziologische humane Entwicklung ste...

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30 Jahre PC oder die Utopien des Gene Roddenberry

Posted by J.T.K. on Thursday, August 25, 2011, In : miscellaneous 

Star Trek beschreibt eine utopische Zukunft, in der die Menschheit enorme soziale und technische Fortschritte erzielt hat. Erzählt werden die Geschichten von Schiffsmannschaften und Mitreisenden auf Raumschiffen und -stationen der militärischen und wissenschaftlichen Sternenflotte. Von besonderer Bedeutung ist die Errungenschaft des Warp-Antriebs, der die quasi-überlichtschnelle interstellare Raumfahrt und somit den Kontakt zu extraterrestrischen Spezies überhaupt erst ermöglicht. Darüb...


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Just cruisin' Speed

Posted by J.T.K. on Thursday, August 25, 2011,

  • Warp Factor 3 is equivalent to 39 times C (the speed of light),

    or about 11691906 kilometers per second.

    At the speed you have entered, it would take:

    25.659 minutes to cross the Sol System

    (Earth's home system is 0.0019 lightyears across when you include the Kuiper Belt and Oort Cloud),

    224.769 hours to cross one lightyear (9.46 trillion kilometers),

    40.271 days to travel from Earth to it's nearest neighbor (Alpha Centauri is 4.3 lightyears from Earth),

    187.308 days to traverse one sector (20 light...


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SUNSPOTS AND SUNFLARES CAUSE STOCKMARKET TO PLUNGE

Posted by J.T.K. on Thursday, August 4, 2011,

urCurrent Kp-index 


Chart forDow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)

BÖRSE


  • DAX
    DAX






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Moneytower of $114,500,000,000,000.-US Dollar

Posted by J.T.K. on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
10 Tons relief Food for Somalia in comparison to the 
 Moneytower of $114,500,000,000,000. - US unfunded liabilities -
                          We need Spock to do the Math : Billions - Trillions - Zillions - ??? WTF ??   
                                        

How can anybody expect, that this currency will work forever, when its not even counted in the same system 

 Long and short scales - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediawww.en.wikipedia.org
How much does a million 1 dollar bills weigh?
The sho...

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INCARNATION CONTRACT

Posted by J.T.K. on Tuesday, August 2, 2011, In : miscellaneous 
Incarnation Contract

- It is helpful, to think separately about each sentence -
§1) You receive a body. This body is new and unique. Nobody but YOU will receive the same. 
§2) You will get a brain. It can be useful to use it. 
§3) You will get a heart. The best results you will achieve, if brain and heart is used in harmony. 
§4) You will get lessons. Nobody receives precisely the same lessons like you or can take them from you. 
§5) You can do, what you want to. Everything you do to others wi...

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INKARNATIONSVERTRAG

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, August 1, 2011,

INKARNATIONSVERTRAG

Ø Es ist hilfreich, über jeden Satz einzeln nachzudenken.

§1)Sie erhalten einen Körper. Dieser Körper ist neu und einmalig. Niemand sonst bekommt den gleichen.

§2)Sie erhalten ein Gehirn. Es kann nützlich sein, es zu benutzen.

§3)Sie erhalten ein Herz. Die besten Resultate erzielen Sie, wenn Hirn und Herz ausgewogen benutzt werden.

§4)Sie erhalten Lektionen. Niemand bekommt exakt die selben Lektionen wie Sie oder kann sie Ihnen abnehmen.

§5)Sie können tun, was Sie wol...


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The ENTERPRISE Theme Song

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, August 1, 2011, In : miscellaneous 

The lyrics to the ENTERPRISE theme song :

It's been a long road

Getting from there to here

It's been a long time

But my time is finally near

And I will see my dream come alive at last

I will touch the sky

And they're not gonna hold me down no more

No, they're not gonna change my mind

'Cause I've got faith of the heart

I'm going where my heart will take me

I've got faith to believe

I can do anything

I've got strength of the soul

No one's gonna bend or break me

I can reach any star

I've got faith

I've got faith...


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ATTENTION : NO HOAX !!! SMOKING ALIEN CROPCIRCLE VIRUS

Posted by J.T.K. on Monday, August 1, 2011, In : miscellaneous 



 Stardate 65079 - !!!

ATTENTION : PHOTO TAGGING VIRUS !!! NO JOKE !!!

Some Versions of the Cropcircle Photos ( ALIEN WITH PIPE AND WHITE HORSE in Wiltshire),

circulating on Facebook ( not on the rest of the internetsources ) contain a Trojan Virus !!!

When You click on the Photo a Trojan or Spyware will be installed on your Computer !!!

You will see for the fraction of a second a medium size popup-window with a little progressbar -

After that your https connection is switched to http, and you will ...


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The TROUBLE with the (TRIBBLES) DOLLARs

Posted by JIM TIBERIUS K. on Monday, August 1, 2011, In : FUNNY 

Capt. Kirk: "I want to know what killed these DOLLARs. "

Bones:" I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet. "

 

 "Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course ... I am immune ... to its effect."

- Spock, as he strokes a DOLLAR

 

"Too much of anything, Lieutenant, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing."

- Kirk to Uhura, on the love of a DOLLAR

 

 

Spock: "1,771,561. That's assuming one DOLLAR, multiplying with an average litter of 10, pr...


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